Jack Lovejoy
Well-Known Member
I have been hearing that Nintendo is only for the kiddie audience and their games are shallow shovelware that lack depth. Is this true? The answer is a HUGE FUCKING NO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
I mean, sure Mario, Kirby, Animal Crossing, and pokemon are kiddie, but THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES DIRECTED TOWARDS KIDS. Take a look at other nintendo 1st party games: Metroid, Half of the Zelda Games, Kid Icarus, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Star Fox, and hell even Mother. Those game series are not directly aimed towards children and they are aimed at a more mature audience. I think the reason why people make this misconception is because those franchises are the most recognizable and the others are left in the dust. But seriously, before you say "All Nintendo games are kid trash" get your head examined and take those franchises into consideration. I am so goddamn tired of hearing this bullcrap over and over again.
Now lets see, are Nintendo lacking in depth? NO AGAIN. People may think that just because Mario looks simple, it is a shallow experience. Well guess what, THERE IS MUCH MORE TO MARIO THAN LOOKS. He has a variety of enemies that have different skills and weaknesses and you have a plethora of options and attacks to kill them via power ups or your own skills. There is also secrets to collect, collectibles, checkpoints, level design to accomodate to these skills, hidden areas to explore, etc. So ask me again then: WHAT IS MARIO LACKING FROM OTHER PLATFORMERS?
[Idiot on the internet]: Uh, Mario always has the same story of rescuing Princess Peach from a turtle, retard. lol
Alright then, so Mario lacks a story.... So what?! Why do we all act like the story matters in a video game? They are not movies for crying out loud, a game doesnt need a story, simple as that. Also, to those people who say "Mario feels the same every game" MARIO WAS NOT THE SAME ALL THE TIME. Starting in Super Mario 64, he left the traditional 3d mario formula and became a 3d mission based platformer with different challenges and even hub worlds to explore. They add subtle changes to the formula like adding new mechanics like FLUDD and the planetoids in Super Mario Galaxy.
Another thing people say is that Zelda lacks in depth... That makes me feel outright insulted, because again WHAT DOES ZELDA LACK FROM OTHER PUZZLE GAMES?! They have half decent stories, usage of items in a dungeon, etc, WHAT EVERY PUZZLE DUNGEON GAME HAS GODDAMMIT.
And we go on with the bullshit about other Nintendo games being bad because of those reasons. Aye Aye Aye.... You people out there need to grow the fuck up. PLAY THE GAMES YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU JUDGE.
I mean, sure Mario, Kirby, Animal Crossing, and pokemon are kiddie, but THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES DIRECTED TOWARDS KIDS. Take a look at other nintendo 1st party games: Metroid, Half of the Zelda Games, Kid Icarus, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Star Fox, and hell even Mother. Those game series are not directly aimed towards children and they are aimed at a more mature audience. I think the reason why people make this misconception is because those franchises are the most recognizable and the others are left in the dust. But seriously, before you say "All Nintendo games are kid trash" get your head examined and take those franchises into consideration. I am so goddamn tired of hearing this bullcrap over and over again.
Now lets see, are Nintendo lacking in depth? NO AGAIN. People may think that just because Mario looks simple, it is a shallow experience. Well guess what, THERE IS MUCH MORE TO MARIO THAN LOOKS. He has a variety of enemies that have different skills and weaknesses and you have a plethora of options and attacks to kill them via power ups or your own skills. There is also secrets to collect, collectibles, checkpoints, level design to accomodate to these skills, hidden areas to explore, etc. So ask me again then: WHAT IS MARIO LACKING FROM OTHER PLATFORMERS?
[Idiot on the internet]: Uh, Mario always has the same story of rescuing Princess Peach from a turtle, retard. lol
Alright then, so Mario lacks a story.... So what?! Why do we all act like the story matters in a video game? They are not movies for crying out loud, a game doesnt need a story, simple as that. Also, to those people who say "Mario feels the same every game" MARIO WAS NOT THE SAME ALL THE TIME. Starting in Super Mario 64, he left the traditional 3d mario formula and became a 3d mission based platformer with different challenges and even hub worlds to explore. They add subtle changes to the formula like adding new mechanics like FLUDD and the planetoids in Super Mario Galaxy.
Another thing people say is that Zelda lacks in depth... That makes me feel outright insulted, because again WHAT DOES ZELDA LACK FROM OTHER PUZZLE GAMES?! They have half decent stories, usage of items in a dungeon, etc, WHAT EVERY PUZZLE DUNGEON GAME HAS GODDAMMIT.
And we go on with the bullshit about other Nintendo games being bad because of those reasons. Aye Aye Aye.... You people out there need to grow the fuck up. PLAY THE GAMES YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU JUDGE.