xXRevolutionXx
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Hello.
This is my first post, and, well, I don't really like posting first to introduce me.
Well, this is a Wii U review, and anyways, let's get started.
NOTE: This is from a neutral view. Most of this is non-biased. Also, I don't have the Wii U.
---ROUND 1|CONSOLE---
OK, so the console is a good design a bit under and over the Wii (it wobbles around [but not literally]!). So, technically, the size is good and makes it a good compact-ish console. It has HDMI with up to 1080p, that's just good enough to see Mario in glorious HD! But maybe that isn't as good as it sounds. It's backwards-compatible with Wii games. That's GREAT!!!!
4/5
---ROUND 2|CONTROLLER[WARNING: BIASED DATA AHEAD]---
The GamePad...is the stupidest idea in Nintendo devices ever. We're up to the point that EVERYONE owns a tablet, including me, so who would use a GamePad?! Just link up the Wii U with your TABLET YOU ALREADY OWN!!! Anyways, it's still compatible with your Wii Remotes, so that's FINALLY GOOD. Second thing, the Pro Controller completely copies the Xbox controller. I'm right. So yeah.
1/5
---ROUND 3|GAMES---
The Wii U has a BUTTLOAD of first-party games. Let's see. The Wii U's exclusive 3rd-party title is...Lego City. WHO WANTS LEGO CITY?!?!?!?!?! I'm telling you, it's a stupid idea to make that an exclusive, or even CREATE THAT GAME ENTIRELY!!! Well, the score is at the bottom. It ends this section.
2/5
---ROUND 4|SALES---
This might be ridiculous, but here are SALES COMPARISONS AROUND THE SAME TIME.
PS4 - 1m in 24 hours USA
XBOX ONE - 1m in 24 hours USA
Wii U - less than 500,000 in 3 months
Here you see the Wii U is poor in sales.
NO SCORE
OVERALL SCORE: 3/5
You are allowed to comment on this review.
This is my first post, and, well, I don't really like posting first to introduce me.
Well, this is a Wii U review, and anyways, let's get started.
NOTE: This is from a neutral view. Most of this is non-biased. Also, I don't have the Wii U.
---ROUND 1|CONSOLE---
OK, so the console is a good design a bit under and over the Wii (it wobbles around [but not literally]!). So, technically, the size is good and makes it a good compact-ish console. It has HDMI with up to 1080p, that's just good enough to see Mario in glorious HD! But maybe that isn't as good as it sounds. It's backwards-compatible with Wii games. That's GREAT!!!!
4/5
---ROUND 2|CONTROLLER[WARNING: BIASED DATA AHEAD]---
The GamePad...is the stupidest idea in Nintendo devices ever. We're up to the point that EVERYONE owns a tablet, including me, so who would use a GamePad?! Just link up the Wii U with your TABLET YOU ALREADY OWN!!! Anyways, it's still compatible with your Wii Remotes, so that's FINALLY GOOD. Second thing, the Pro Controller completely copies the Xbox controller. I'm right. So yeah.
1/5
---ROUND 3|GAMES---
The Wii U has a BUTTLOAD of first-party games. Let's see. The Wii U's exclusive 3rd-party title is...Lego City. WHO WANTS LEGO CITY?!?!?!?!?! I'm telling you, it's a stupid idea to make that an exclusive, or even CREATE THAT GAME ENTIRELY!!! Well, the score is at the bottom. It ends this section.
2/5
---ROUND 4|SALES---
This might be ridiculous, but here are SALES COMPARISONS AROUND THE SAME TIME.
PS4 - 1m in 24 hours USA
XBOX ONE - 1m in 24 hours USA
Wii U - less than 500,000 in 3 months
Here you see the Wii U is poor in sales.
NO SCORE
OVERALL SCORE: 3/5
You are allowed to comment on this review.