Jack Lovejoy
Well-Known Member
Hey guys, I am here to talk about the new cancer that is spreading on Youtube, Toy channels. Apparently, my sister is drawn towards this disease and she won't stop watching it, looks like she will become another victim of these toy channels. Let's talk about what they are:
These adults who you see in these videos are just little children that buy toys, make videos about them and return them to the store, then they get the money from youtube. I mean, a lot of money. Over six million people are watching their content and subscribing like crazy for no logical reason at all. So how can these people make such horrible content that is not funny and make money at no effort at all? Now that is a talent, maybe I should make a toy channel when I grow up if Vigilante sucks. Or what should I choose, should I kill myself or make a toy channel if my life is a failure? I would probably go with killing myself, that seems like the better option.
In the videos, we get crossovers of different franchises like Marvel, Frozen, Despicable f##king Me, and Peppa Pig. They are usually stop motion videos that make these toy characters interact with eachother in a way that is supposed to be "funny". But literally, there is nothing funny about the videos, yet people still like them. Just stop it,the content is so mediocre that it is up to the point where it is cringy.
Also, some of the videos start getting darker and much cringier than the other toy channel videos. Something like Pregnant Elsa vs Spiderman Black. Let me say one keyword: PREGNANT. What kind of a psychopath could think of this? In fact, how could it ever fill up such a headspace?
Anyway, so this is the future of youtube now? Alright then, youtube is going to die of this cancer, might as well just go to Netflix.
These adults who you see in these videos are just little children that buy toys, make videos about them and return them to the store, then they get the money from youtube. I mean, a lot of money. Over six million people are watching their content and subscribing like crazy for no logical reason at all. So how can these people make such horrible content that is not funny and make money at no effort at all? Now that is a talent, maybe I should make a toy channel when I grow up if Vigilante sucks. Or what should I choose, should I kill myself or make a toy channel if my life is a failure? I would probably go with killing myself, that seems like the better option.
In the videos, we get crossovers of different franchises like Marvel, Frozen, Despicable f##king Me, and Peppa Pig. They are usually stop motion videos that make these toy characters interact with eachother in a way that is supposed to be "funny". But literally, there is nothing funny about the videos, yet people still like them. Just stop it,the content is so mediocre that it is up to the point where it is cringy.
Also, some of the videos start getting darker and much cringier than the other toy channel videos. Something like Pregnant Elsa vs Spiderman Black. Let me say one keyword: PREGNANT. What kind of a psychopath could think of this? In fact, how could it ever fill up such a headspace?
Anyway, so this is the future of youtube now? Alright then, youtube is going to die of this cancer, might as well just go to Netflix.
