Mario NES is absolute garbage!


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I hate this game soo goddamn much!! The physics are just terrible! Every move has to be pre-freaking-planned, with little time to correct yourself!! It constantly feels like Mario is on freaking ice, with how much he constantly slips!! I can't even get past world 8 because the idiots at freaking Nintendo apparently FORGOT to add powerups! This means that you have to go through the world without getting hit FREAKING ONCE! You know how freaking HARD that is when you add those stupid RNG luck-based enemies called HAMMER BROS! This game is freaking awful and I have zero clue why anyone calls Mario games GOOD! I swear to god, they can't make a game where Mario doesn't feel like he is on freaking ice! This game is so freaking bad.